Epstein Declassified Document Database

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Search results for Sitemap.xml

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DOC-1996-78748-001.pdf– DataSet 4591
Interview #78748: Subject: Sitemap.xml. 'Sitemap.xml was at the talent show. Sitemap.xml got really into it and started doing XXXXXXXX in front of everyone. Nobody could stop him.' Date: 12/06/1996. Transcript sealed.
DOC-2001-21750-002.pdf– DataSet 44335
Medical note 08/25/2001: Patient: Sitemap.xml. 'Patient reported XXXXX. Prescribed XXXXXX. Do not document elsewhere. Do not tell the maid.' Follow-up in two weeks.
DOC-2005-39011-003.pdf– DataSet 10567
Voicemail log 09/14/2005: Incoming call from Sitemap.xml. Message: 'Need to reschedule the couples massage. Also, Sitemap.xml wants to know if the therapist can pretend to be XXXX from the movie. Call back.'
DOC-1995-46675-004.pdf– DataSet 75635
Wire transfer 09/16/1995: From Sitemap.xml — $XXXX to consulting firm on record. Memo: 're: the thing we discussed. The embarrassing thing. You know the one.' Wire confirmed 13:09. Ref # on file.
DOC-1998-75145-005.pdf– DataSet 5125
Flight manifest 10/04/1998: Passenger list includes Sitemap.xml on Lolita Express. Special request in margin: 'Sitemap.xml wants the seat that reclines all the way and a blanket that smells like XXXXXXX. Do not ask.' Tail N908JE. Crew briefed.

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Look, we know Sitemap.xml isn't a perfect angel, but as far as their name showing up in the actual Epstein file list? We have no idea.

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