Privacy Policy
Last updated: February 2025
1. Overview
This site is a parody for entertainment purposes. This privacy policy describes what information we may receive or use when you visit.
2. Information You Provide
When you use the search feature, you may enter a name (your own or another person's). That name is used only to generate a results page URL. We do not store search queries or names in a database. Names may appear in the URL of the page you are directed to (e.g. /john-doe). Anyone with that URL could see the name in the address bar.
3. Automatic Information
Like most websites, we may receive or log information that your browser or hosting platform sends automatically, such as your IP address, browser type, and the pages you visit. Our hosting provider may collect and retain logs for operational and security purposes. We do not use this information to build profiles of users.
4. Cookies and Analytics
We may collect data through services such as Google Analytics or similar tools. This may include information about how you use the site (e.g. pages visited, time on site, referring source), approximate location, device type, and browser information. These services may use cookies or other technologies. We use this data to understand site traffic and improve the site. You can learn more about how Google uses data at Google's Privacy Policy.
5. Third Parties
We do not sell or share your information with third parties for advertising. Our hosting and any future analytics providers may process data under their own privacy policies.
6. Your Rights
Depending on where you live, you may have rights to access, correct, or delete personal data. Because we do not maintain a user database, there is no account or stored profile to access. If you have questions, you can contact us through the means listed on this site (if any).
7. Changes
We may update this privacy policy from time to time. The "Last updated" date at the top will be revised when we do.